Recipe For Disaster

How soon is too soon. How long is too long.

Aug 10 notes
I’m so great at ruining everything.
Aug 10 notes

Sometimes customers ask for my number so I can be a princess for them. 

Aug 10 notes
loveiswhatwegot:

Gorgeous!
cloudy-dreamers:

Did this at work today
Insta: tallyjonesx
perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

Jul 31345,983 notes
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Have sex. Have dirty, raunchy sex. Have sex in the bed, on the counter, in the car, in the bathroom. Have it everywhere. Have passionate love making sex. Fuck. Go slow. Gaze into their eyes. Learn every curve and bump on their body. Learn what makes them quiver. Learn what makes them cum the hardest. Feel their body and fall back in love with them. Just have sex.

-stayy0ungandwild (via perfect)

Jul 31164,915 notes
desertmotors:

1977 Porsche 930 Turbo
internetgf:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:


I found this house randomly on Google earth and none of us knew how the hell it got there.

It’s Bjork’s house, Iceland (her home town) gave her this house and the island for putting Iceland on the map.

but groceries