Recipe For Disaster
Jul 230 notes
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Don’t bitch to me or ask me for advice, then do the opposite. You’re wasting my time and yours.
Jul 220 notes

Toco Toucan 


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There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.


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So many bitches in my family<3
Jul 210 notes